BRRRAAAAP BRAP BRAP BULLSHIT!

So I had to go to my grandpa's cabin over the weekend and mom was like, 'Bring a swimsuit' and I was like: >:l

And so we got there and she was like 'Did you bring a swimsuit?' and I was like: >:l

And so she was all like 'We're buying you a swim suit.' and I was like >:l

And so we went to fleet farm but they don't sell swimsuits so we went to target and I didn't want to buy a swimsuit but she was like 'You need a swimsuit' and I was like: >:l

So we bought a swimsuit.

And then we got back to the cabin and it was too late for swimming so we lay on this raft and I was like: Golly, I seem to be feeling very sick and overheated.

So we just lay there in the sun reading Phantom of the Opera and then we went in and mom was like 'Honey your shoulders are really sunburned.' and I was like:



WTF? SO YEAH, BASICALLY NOW AFTER BEING IN THE SUN FOR LIKE AN HOUR I AM ALL CRISPY AND I PEELED AND EVERYTHING BAW.

AND THEN MY GRANDPA DOES THAT THING WHERE HE RUBS MY SHOULDERS SO HARD I HAVE TO HOLD BACK TEARS AND THAT'S WHERE MY SUNBURN IS BUT HE JUST KEPT ON RUBBING THEM AND NOW THEY REALLY FUCKING HURT.

And then my dad was all like 'Get a job.' and I was like: >:l



I BETTER NOT HAVE A FARMERS TAN. I AM NOT BEING HARLEY WITH A FARMER'S TAN. >:l

No, it's okay, if worst comes to worst I'll cover it up with makeup.

ALSO I WILL GET A JOB BUT I DO NOT WANT TO VOLUNTEER THEY MIGHT MAKE ME TOUCH POOR PEOPLE.

So yeah. I was going to make a list of what I need for convergence but I'm tired and pissy. Fucking italians.

- Hannah